December 2011
everyone: why are you smiling at the computer
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
beach-bliss:
Honestly, I shed so many tears in 2011.
me and my dad in the car this morning
him: we have to go in that direction
me: what direction?
him: over there
me: how many directions?
him: omg you're insane
me: just say it
him: one direction
1 tag
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside.
When the teacher says, "I finished grading your... →
funniest10k:
me: who wants to kiss me at midnight on new years
everyone:
Attractive person: Wow, you're beautiful
Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
hhahahahahaha
Do it. →
searchmeout:
Height:
Virgin?
Shoe Size:
Sexual Orientation:
Do you Smoke?
Do you Drink?
Do you Take Drugs?
Age you get mistaken for:
Have Tattoos?
Want any tattoos
Got any Piercings?
Want any piercings?
Best friend?
Relationship status:
Biggest turn ons:
Biggest turn offs:
Favorite Movie:
I’ll love you if:
Someone you miss:
Most traumatic experience:
A fact about your...
1 tag
1 tag
Watchmadboyzmadgirl:
linaalokka:
OMG im in love with him<3333333
forever reblog.
hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahah omg
TYPE YOUR NAME: myra
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: myras
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: myra
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: mytrezs
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: fghf
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
haahhha
When gym teachers make you run a mile.
After 3 feet:
yep.
2 tags
